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😂 *FMCO Laughter*🤣

*Please watch your words and expression..*

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak ..... The last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...🤔
Or that you could crawl into a hole?😥

*Here are Testimonials of a few people who did...*


*FIRST TESTIMONY:*
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly...
*How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?*
I turned around and walked back out and never went back...My husband didn't say a word... He knew better.


*SECOND TESTIMONY:*
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using...After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store...he asked if he could help me... Without thinking, I looked at him and said, *'I think I like playing with men's balls'*

*THIRD TESTIMONY:*
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.... I replied, *'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'*.....My sister started to laugh hysterically...  The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget it.

*FOURTH TESTIMONY:*
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok.  I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.  I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now' she would be punished....

To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, *'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'*

The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.  The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.

*LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:*
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future , likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
So, the day after it was supposed to have snowed upto a couple of inches and didn't.... the female news anchor turned to the weatherman and asked:
*'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'*...

Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, as they were laughing so hard!
😃😄😀

Now, didn't that feel good?  Then...pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh... No

_*And remember*..we all say things we don't really mean.... So think before you speak!!!!!_
 
 

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I am mystified that people are so angry about Serbian tennis player Novak Djokovic being an anti-vaxer.
I know that it is his personal choice.
But his parents must have known something way back then as they called him...
?No Vac?
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Now?
That's a Djok 😂

Serb him right ! 🤣🤣🤣
 
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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.    The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking.    He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer,  to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farmer.    But the farmer can't be found.    So he drives the farmer's BMW 32 8i,  back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.    He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend - the horse,  and drives forward,  saving him from sinking.

A few days later,  the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again.    This time the chicken fell in the mud hole.    The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse said ...... " I think I can save you,  by standing over the hole "

So he stretched over the width of the hole and said ...... " Grab my penis and pull yourself up  ! "

The chicken did that and pulled himself to safety.

Now ...... what is the Moral of the story  ?

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The Moral of the story is ...... " If you have a penis,  like that of a horse,  you dont need a BMW  to pick up chicks  !
 
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