*Diplomatically Speaking!*
When Charles de Gaulle decided to retire from public life,
the British Ambassador and his wife threw a Gala Dinner Party in his honour.
At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame de Gaulle: ...
*"Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and international scene for so many years, how quiet retirement will seem in comparison? What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"*
*"Hard penis! just hard penis!"* replied Madame de Gaulle.
A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer!!! ...
and no one knew what to say next.
*Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said....'Ma cherie, I believe ze Engleesh pronounce zat word is "HAPPINESS!"'*
Enjoy your day.