JOTD
- Thread starter Silver Soul
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Bumped into a mate yesterday that I hadn't seen since he married his young Thai missus.
How's that young wife of yours going, I asked adding, you're really punching above your weight division there mate.
No good mate, we buried Noy last week, he replied.
Get fucked what happened?
Cancer mate he said.
I asked breast or ovarian?
he replied, nah mate, testicular.
How's that young wife of yours going, I asked adding, you're really punching above your weight division there mate.
No good mate, we buried Noy last week, he replied.
Get fucked what happened?
Cancer mate he said.
I asked breast or ovarian?
he replied, nah mate, testicular.
*Today is World Happy Husband Day.*
Let us keep *2 minutes silence* and read some quotes of great personalities.
*First quote*
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can?t face each other, but still they stay together.
? *Al Gore*
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you?ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you?ll become a philosopher.
? *Socrates*
Wife inspires us to great things and prevent us from achieving them.
? *Mike Tyson*
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
? *Bill Clinton*
There?s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It?s called marriage.
? *Michael Jordan*
A good wife always forgives her husband when she?s wrong.
? *Barack Obama*
When you are in love,
wonders happen.
But once you get married, you wonder, what happened.
- *Steve Jobs*
And the best one is?
Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deers.
- *Brad Pitt*
*World Happy Husband Day !!*
*Laughter Therapy*
While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents,
"I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".
Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"????
Nooo.... because women don't tell lies!
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A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don?t let the animal in me come out!
Wife replies: Who?s afraid of a mouse??
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
If wife wants husband?s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife?s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ?Mistress? of her Husband?
?Miss? for first year & ?Stress? for rest of the life?
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving your body.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Son: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
Man outside phone booth: ?Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven?t spoken a word?.
Man inside: ?i am talking to my wife!?
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- ?sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.?
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes?..
She hugged him immediately.
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Let us keep *2 minutes silence* and read some quotes of great personalities.
*First quote*
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can?t face each other, but still they stay together.
? *Al Gore*
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you?ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you?ll become a philosopher.
? *Socrates*
Wife inspires us to great things and prevent us from achieving them.
? *Mike Tyson*
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
? *Bill Clinton*
There?s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It?s called marriage.
? *Michael Jordan*
A good wife always forgives her husband when she?s wrong.
? *Barack Obama*
When you are in love,
wonders happen.
But once you get married, you wonder, what happened.
- *Steve Jobs*
And the best one is?
Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deers.
- *Brad Pitt*
*World Happy Husband Day !!*
*Laughter Therapy*
While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents,
"I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".
Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"????
Nooo.... because women don't tell lies!
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don?t let the animal in me come out!
Wife replies: Who?s afraid of a mouse??
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
If wife wants husband?s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife?s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ?Mistress? of her Husband?
?Miss? for first year & ?Stress? for rest of the life?
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving your body.
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Son: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
Man outside phone booth: ?Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven?t spoken a word?.
Man inside: ?i am talking to my wife!?
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- ?sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.?
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes?..
She hugged him immediately.
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