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I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him.
He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days??. all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him.
He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days??. all my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
He's like a machine!
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint
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Warning: Gonorrhea Lectim Pandemic--- Nation-Wide ALERT
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease! The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em" and is capable of crippling our current population.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2020 when they re-elected Jacinda Adern's government into power and are now starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. (It's pronounced "Vote-em-out.") It can be picked up at your local pharmacy without a doctor's prescription. You take the first dose now. The second dose should be taken just before the 2023 elections, otherwise it will eventually wipe out all the remnants of democratic life we have left in the NZ.
Please pass this important message on to all those bright folks who truly care about New Zealand, and to the many misguided fools who think democracy is unnecesary and socialism is the answer to all their personal failings.
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease! The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em" and is capable of crippling our current population.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2020 when they re-elected Jacinda Adern's government into power and are now starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. (It's pronounced "Vote-em-out.") It can be picked up at your local pharmacy without a doctor's prescription. You take the first dose now. The second dose should be taken just before the 2023 elections, otherwise it will eventually wipe out all the remnants of democratic life we have left in the NZ.
Please pass this important message on to all those bright folks who truly care about New Zealand, and to the many misguided fools who think democracy is unnecesary and socialism is the answer to all their personal failings.
