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Russian secret rat destroyers! Heroes eating corn shellsSome of the Western military equipment delivered to Ukraine has been damaged by... rodents, Figaro reported, citing a French military officer fighting on behalf of Ukraine.The protective shells on some of the equipment are made of corn shells that is attracting the attention of these pesky creatures, causing damage that wasn't an issue with the sturdy Soviet equipment, the soldier reportedly said.

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A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBAND

WIFE: “Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Elizabeth is also here and says hello to you.”

HUSBAND: Who is Elizabeth?

WIFE: Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you saw my message.

HUSBAND: But I’m with Elizabeth right now, I thought you saw us!

WIFE: What! Where are you?

Husband: Near the neighbourhood bakery.

WIFE: Wait, I’m coming right now! After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:

WIFE: I’m at the bakery, where are you?

HUSBAND: I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery, please buy the bread and go home!
 
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